When Dating, Why Are Gay Guys Such Assholes?

The Diary Of A Single Gay Man (Blog #2)

For the entire day I have been thinking...what topic am I going to rant about tonight...and both fortunately and unfortunately I stumbled upon it:  When Dating, Why Are Gay Guys Such Assholes?   Now I say fortunately and unfortunately because it's "fortunate" that I had a good follow up to yesterday's hit Intro Blog...but "unfortunate", as to why I'm writing this:  A) I was stood up tonight and B) A friend of mine finally got answers after a week of no call and no text from someone who promised him the world and then DISAPPEARED.  So as Christina Crawford would say to her brother Christopher before they both went to sleep at night: "Strap Yourself In" because the beast is about to be unleashed...

Before I go for the jugular let me say this: The names of the people involved will be withheld for privacy purposes (yeah yeah yeah I know I should put em' on blast but I still have pangs of guilt...small pangs!)...So let's begin with the beheading shall we?  I'll start with my dilemma.  Unbeknownst to everyone I have been seeing someone casually and up until now it's been good.  No strings attached, cuddle buddy, good laughs and passionate make-outs...I should be on top of the world right? WRONG!  A minor detail that I'm now going to reveal, throws a wrench into the equation:  He's STRAIGHT...or in his words..."Struggling".  I made an agreement to never mention his name until he's comfortable and in return he holds me in his huge muscular arms and makes me feel safe.  I thought things were going well as per our deal: I wasn't catching feelings, I wasn't speaking of him to ANYONE and he was content and comfortable.  I know some of you reading this are saying: "Why the fuck would you get involved with a straight guy????"  The answer isn't simple and i'm not going to agree or disagree with the aforementioned thought...all I can say is I get what I want out of it and it keeps me from feeling lonely.  An added bonus is that he's GORGEOUS and I'd be the envy of all the gays and the girls...you would NEVER know he was into guys by any shred of the imagination....Well guess what?  HE isn't keeping up with HIS end of the bargain!  Unanswered texts and phone calls..whatever it happens...but after hemming and hawing on HIS end that he wanted to see me tonight (yes tonight 2/2/2012) and that if he didn't see me he'd be pissed...looks like he got cold feet.  Not so much as an "I'm sorry..let's reschedule"...NOTHING. NADA. ZIP.   This of course infuriates me and leads me to write this blog to vent....HE is an example of an ASSHOLE...he may not be "gay" but he's still an ASSHOLE! Will I see him again or forgive him?  That remains to be seen...and YES my fantastic readers you will be the first to know to see how this story ends...

Let's talk about examples of GAY ASSHOLES shall we?:

1) The Self Absorbed Gay Asshole - This hybrid of asshole thinks of nothing but himself...no one else...and only spares his own feelings.  When talking about you he magically makes it about him and then talks about himself some more...did i say he likes to talk about HIM?

2) The I'm Sorry It's Not You It's Me Gay Asshole - Ahhhh one of my favorites....this asshole sucks you into his world, promises you the moon and stars and then BAM! It's over and he disappears (You'll meet one of these assholes in my next story).  When approached for closure or any shred of an answer he PUSSY's out and gives you the old: "I need to work on myself...you did nothing wrong...I need time alone to think"...BULLSHIT!!!!  He's just a pussy that doesn't have the balls to say: "Hey sucker...it's OVER!"

3) The You Made Me Cheat Gay Asshole - This asshole tries to turn the tables and blame YOU as to why he cheated...ummmm hell no fucker...you stuck your dick in that nasty hookers tush...i didn't see myself guiding it to the nearest skunk saying "There you go..have fun pumpin and dumpin!"....

I could go on for days but these three examples are the major ASSHOLES I have a problem with...and guess what...they need a bitch slap...with love of course!

As promised story "B" of this blog has to do with the "It's Not You It's Me Gay Asshole" that did a number on my friend.  Let's do a swift recap:  boy meets boy...boy promises my friend the moon and stars...boy meets my friends family and friends....boy blindsides my friend with an "I'm moving away because I need support from other people"...HELLO???? My friend is not support enough for you?????....So leaving my friend guessing what happened...crying and sobbing and then finally facing the music a week later and saying "I have to work on me"...P-U-S-S-Y....Now thankfully after some hard reality the truth has set in and my friend is realizing that he is gem and worth a treasure trove....however the guy that pulled the bullshit is still an ASSHOLE...and has to live with the guilt....

So moral of the story is DON'T BE AN ASSHOLE....learn it and live it...

Till next time...xoxo...Ron The Single Gay Man